Author Archives: Slowpoke Rodriguez
Slowpoke Rodriguez Drawing
Slowpoke Rodriguez on DeviantArt
I’ve always wanted to poop rainbows! I wait no more! Unicorn meat – here I come!
I got my Santa duds on…..
Dancing zebra. Of course.
I am so deeply grateful that there are people who take the time to do this kind of thing…. Don’t miss this one. Notice the Elvis bust in the background. Nice touch.
credit to: Rhett and Link
And then there are the traffic-directing dancing zebras….
Dancing Zebra Directing Traffic
Photo via oneillinstituteblog.org.
How Animals Eat Their Food: Cow, Alligator, Lizard, T-Rex, Whale, Groundhog, Kangaroo, Flamingo, Rhino….
Post by Patrick Hughes.
I love the guy on the left – sitting there all casual like nothing’s going on! A solid part of what adds to the humor on this creative video.
You know all those crazy thoughts that go through your head?? Make videos y’all!
By the way, was happy to see the “table” was actually made of cardboard boxes. I was wondering how the “cow” imitation didn’t break the guys nose!
Slowpoke appears in the Robot Chicken episode “Werewolf VS Unicorn.” In Part 2 of the video, Arnold Schwarzenegger goes on a tirade about illegal immigrants and during the segment, Slowpoke Rodriguez appears on his podium with a glass of water, only to be criticized for taking an hour to get it. Slowpoke is dragged away, all the while protesting that he will be executed in his home country if deported from the U.S.
https://migrateslowpoke.celenie.com/slowpoke-rodriguez/follow-slowpoke-rodriguez-on-facebook
Do you have any dreams?
Yeah. I’m all alone. I’m rolling a big donut and this snake wearing a vest …
http://www.facebook.com/speedyscousin
Have you ever tried Slowpoke Rodriguez ON FACEBook??
Ola mis amigos! Mi cousin eSpeedy took me to Mardis Gras. I lost heem, he moves too fast in the crowd!
(Photo from: http://www.lumis.com/picture/mardi_gras_crowds/938/)